Politics is making me completely insane right now (other than some Daily Show brilliance on Friday — especially great starting around 5:00 in), and I needed an escape, so I found a great diversion: YearbookYourself.com

Upload a picture, and it applies hairstyles and clothes from various years. So I uploaded my headshot, and I got…

Me with glasses.

Me with a fantastic ‘fro.

A mullet. (I seem to recall actually looking like this once…)

And, what I may actually look like soon…

If you’re bored, or just need an escape, check out YearbookYourself.com. What I don’t recommend, though, is uploading a picture of your cat.

I like Guitar Hero, but I wasn’t sure about the upcoming version, Guitar Hero World Tour — until I read this:

Additionally, three songs from Tool have been confirmed: Parabola, Schism, Vicarious.

Inexplicably, the track list also includes “La Bamba” by Los Lobos, but even that bit of lameness can’t cancel out the awesome-o inclusion of three Tool songs. Consider my order placed.

John Corligliano sent out this email a few minutes ago:

I am going to the ASCAP Symphonic & Concert meeting on September 17th. As you might know, I proposed that we credit concert band performances as ASCAP credits symphonic performances. The logic to this is that the concert band is the equivalent in excellence to the professional symphony orchestra (even though the university orchestra may not be.)  Major composers are writing for concert band, and the bands are performing works that are as difficult as, or more difficult than the symphonic music they play.

At any rate, at the urging of John Mackey, I did bring this issue up some years ago at an S&C meeting, but as Jonathan Newman has recently emailed me, nothing at all has been done about it since I brought it up.

I would like each of you to send me an email arguing the case.  I would also like you to mail all other interested parties (composers, band directors, arrangers, etc.) to email me strong letters both of support for the proposal of crediting concert band performances individually, and also any personal experience that you may have that will strengthen our case.

I would like to print out a few hundred emails and bring them all to the meeting and pass them around.  The more the better. There is no reason for a band composer to lose income that would be given to an orchestral composer. The law must be changed!

So, please, start sending (I need them before the 17th.)

All best,

John Corigliano

Here’s the deal. When a composer gets an orchestra performance (whether it be a professional orchestra, a community orchestra, or even a youth orchestra), ASCAP pays a royalty to the composer for that performance. When a composer gets a band performance, though, the composer is not paid, at least not for every performance. (There’s a complex sampling system in place that determines which performances are actually paid.) What I argued to Corigliano several years ago — which he in turn argued to the board of ASCAP — is that this is silly, because a college band performance is the equivalent in excellence to a professional orchestra performance. For band, the top level is college — and colleges play the hell out of our music. What’s more, BMI — the “other” music licensing agency — DOES pay for college band performances.

Rather than posting Corigliano’s email address here, I ask that any composers or conductors reading this send an email to me which I will forward to Corigliano. Fran Richard, the Vice President and Director of Concert Music for ASCAP, has agreed to read every single letter aloud at the next board meeting.

This appeal goes to young composers, too — composers who may not have had a band performance yet, but hope to, and would like to be able to eventually make a living as a composer. If you haven’t yet joined ASCAP or BMI, your voice is just as relevant here, as you could argue that this discrepancy would make you more likely to select BMI — and ASCAP doesn’t want that!  Band conductors, too. Any note, no matter how brief, that says that your medium needs new music — and therefore needs composers to be able to make a living writing it — that would be invaluable!